Friday's movie release. (that I hopefully will be going to see...:) Friday, February 10th, the new movie coming out into theaters is.....(drum roll, please).....Journey 2.....(confetti is now falling from the sky)! YAY! I thought the movie trailer was super funny and Journey 2 is directed by the same people who directed Journey to the Center of the Earth and I loved that movie! :) Louis Guzman, Dwayne Johnson, Josh Hutcherson, and Vannessa Hudgens are the main actors in Journey 2. Check out the awesome movie trailer on youtube or IMDb and comment below to tell me that you are going. I just want to know that I'm not the only one looking forward to this movie (and us blogger <3 comments)! :D
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Monday, February 06, 2012
Friday, January 06, 2012
A Laugh for the Weekend!
And now for the 3rd installment of the Jokes posts! (you aren't getting tired of these are you?)
Joke 1:
A blond's 1st nine months of the year:
January: Returned scarf to store. It was too smallFebruary: Got stuck on an escelator for 2 hours. Power went out.March: Complained to the candy company for falsely maketing their candy. Instead of getting M&M's I got W&W'sApril: Tried to patent my idea for ejector seats in helicopters. (it didn't work out.)May: Took my computer to get fixed. It kept saying I had mail but the mailbox was EMPTY!June: Had to take my cat to the vet. He got his head stuck in a glass jar and I used the hammer to get him out.July: Failed my breast stroke in swimming class. Found out later that the rest of the students cheating and used their arms.August: Had to take my child to the ER. She ate ants and I fed her bug killerSeptember: Finished my puzzle in 6 months! (the box said 2 to 4 years)
Joke 2:
What do you get when you cross Lassie with a pit bull?
A dog that chews your legs off and then runs for help.
Joke 1:
A blond's 1st nine months of the year:
January: Returned scarf to store. It was too smallFebruary: Got stuck on an escelator for 2 hours. Power went out.March: Complained to the candy company for falsely maketing their candy. Instead of getting M&M's I got W&W'sApril: Tried to patent my idea for ejector seats in helicopters. (it didn't work out.)May: Took my computer to get fixed. It kept saying I had mail but the mailbox was EMPTY!June: Had to take my cat to the vet. He got his head stuck in a glass jar and I used the hammer to get him out.July: Failed my breast stroke in swimming class. Found out later that the rest of the students cheating and used their arms.August: Had to take my child to the ER. She ate ants and I fed her bug killerSeptember: Finished my puzzle in 6 months! (the box said 2 to 4 years)
Joke 2:
What do you get when you cross Lassie with a pit bull?
A dog that chews your legs off and then runs for help.
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