A blond is driving down the road listening to the radio, but no matter what station she turns the radio to there is always someone making fun of the 'dumb blonds.' So she turns the radio off and wallows in her anger. She keeps driving along when she passes a large open field. In the field is a blond sitting in a
rowboat desperately trying to paddle her way out of the field. Well, the blond driving the car decides to do something about his to prove to the world that there is at least one smart blond out there. She pulls over to the edge of field, opens her door, stomps over to the edge of the field and yells to the
blond rowing (in the field, remember), "HEY YOU! You are a disgrace to all the blonds out there! You're making the rest of us look bad! If I could swim I would come over there and knock you out of the boat myself!"
Joke 2 (not a blond joke):
This man is driving home one day, he's coming home from signing his divorce papers, when all of a sudden a genie is standing in the middle of the road. Terrified (and excited) the man slams on the brakes and gets out of his car. The genie looks at the man and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes. BUT whatever you wish for your ex-wife is going to get double." The man ponders this for a moment then agrees. "I wish for 2 million dollars," he says. He gets 2 million dollars and his ex gets 4 millions dollars. "I wish for a 3 million dollar home," he says for his second wish. He gets his house and his ex gets a 6 million dollar house. The genie interrupts him and says, "This is your last wish." The man nods then asks quietly, "I wish for you to beat me half to death."
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